ammonium + fire and calcium + fire is for spawning the fucking Cthulu
The Last Offensive Joke by Tom Hiddleston
woah Tom. you better calm down there, I am highly offended!
that fucking smirk on the last gif tho
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
Effie looks like well maybe, you never know.
you just need a good mentor like Coulson
a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
“I’m coming Mother!”
This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.
I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST READING OEDIPUS AND I SNORTED
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
actual footage of me avoiding my responsibilities
Hi, I have seen a lot of these things on tumblr before and I wanted to do one because my situation has seriously gotten out of hand. This little cutie standing next to me is my 7-year-old sister. She’s in second grade and is being bullied because our dad died a year and a half ago. Every other day she comes home off the bus crying because some asshole little kid wants to grind some salt into that wound. Today she told me people were kicking her on the bus and when she turned to her friend and asked for what she should do, the little bitch said ‘ask your dad’.
The school won’t do anything about it, the bus drivers won’t do anything about it either. My mother is losing her mind because the school district is just letting this go under the radar. This is very hurtful to my baby sister and I want her to feel like there are people who care about her.
I just want people to like or reblog this so she can see in numbers how many people think that this is bull shit and it needs to be stopped.
I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.
His sack is bigger on the inside.
If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?
He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
Think about it.
Let us not forget that Nine knows Rose got a Red Bicycle when she was 12 and that Amelia was praying to santa when the Doctor crashed through into her garden shed.