unclefather:

adamchayce:

strike a pose


cover girl

unclefather:

adamchayce:

strike a pose

cover girl

baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

reservoir-fantasy:

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

#[disney princess interlude plays in the distance]

kruel-kid:

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

drugs last longer 

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   

So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

crocodilepatronus:

#I’M TRYING TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY QUIETLY THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

crocodilepatronus:

WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire